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Funny Christmas card featuring a pair of feet under mistletoe with the playful text 'Mistle-toe Kisses Merry Christmas.' A humorous and cheeky holiday greeting perfect for someone with a foot fetish.

Foot Fetish Christmas Card – Mistle-Toe Kisses

£2.30

You Make My Balls Bulge

£2.30

You Make My Minge Twinge

£2.30

I Hope You Like Dragons, Because I’ll Be Dragon My Balls Across Your Face Tonight! Card

£2.30

Thank Fuck You’re Better In Bed Than You Are At Parking! Card

£2.30

Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest *Insult* Card

£2.30

Funny Christmas card featuring a pair of feet under mistletoe with the playful text 'Mistle-toe Kisses Merry Christmas.' A humorous and cheeky holiday greeting perfect for someone with a foot fetish.

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It Takes Balls To Play Golf Like You Dad! 11oz Mug

£7.00

I Started In The Closet Now I’m Queer 11oz Mug

£7.00

You Are Dead To Us New Job 11oz Mug

£7.00

I’m Fucking Pregnant 11oz Mug

£7.00

Grumpy Old Fart 11oz Mug

£7.00

Cock Gobbler 11oz Mug

£7.00

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Personalised Rude Black Willy Name Christmas Card

£2.30

Personalised White Willy Name 11oz Mug

£7.00

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Willy Card

£2.30

Happy Valentines Day *Name* Wily Card

£2.30

Personalised Black Willy Name 11oz Mug

£7.00

I Love You *Name* Wily Card

£2.30

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