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You Make My Balls Bulge
You Make My Minge Twinge
I Hope You Like Dragons, Because I’ll Be Dragon My Balls Across Your Face Tonight! Card
Well Done On Your *Years* You Cunt Now You’re Recovered Card
Happy Birthday You Grumpy Old Fart Card
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue With A Face Like That You Belong In A Zoo! Card
You Are Fire! Love Card
Happy Fathers Day To A Dad Who Signs His Name At The End Of Every Text Card
Happy Beerthday To You Card
At Your Age You Need Glasses Happy Birthday Card
It Takes Balls To Play Golf Like You Dad! Card
Thanks Dad For Never Leaving Me At The Pub Card
Finally You’re On The Fucking Property Ladder! Card
Just One More Wrinkle And You Could Pass For a Prune! Happy Birthday Card
Congrats On Being So Old That Your Candles Weigh More Than Your Cake Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Dad From Your Fastest Sperm! Card
Happy Fathers Day From Your Fastest Sperm! Card
*Name* You Are So Old When You Were A Child Rainbows Were Black And White! Card
Suck My Cock Card
Happy Fathers Day You Grumpy Old Fart Card
Happy Fathers Day To A Dad Who Taught Me That Beer Is A Food Group! Card
Losing Eye Sight Funny Birthday Card – Getting Old Card
Shave Your Minge It’s Your Birthday Card
I Love You More Than A Cheeky Nandos (And That’s A Lot) Card
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