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Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest *Insult* Card
I Love You *Name* Wily Card
Happy Valentines Day *Name* Wily Card
Happy Anniversary *Name* Its Been *Days* And You’re Still A Cunt Card
To My Valentine *Name* Its Been *Days* And You’re Still A Cunt Card
Free Birthday Sex Token Happy Birthday *Name* Card
Free Anal Token Happy Birthday *Name* Card
Well Done On Your *Years* You Cunt Now You’re Recovered Card
Personalised Rude Black Willy Name Christmas Card
I Am Your Gift Merry Christmas *Name* Card
Personalised Rude White Willy Name Christmas Card
Santas On His Way To Your House Because He Need One More Ho Card
Password: My Penis Error: Not Long Enough Funny Birthday Card
New Job Promotion?! You *Name* Are The Definition Of Arse Licker Card
*Name* You Are So Old When You Were A Child Rainbows Were Black And White! Card
It Won’t Be The Same Without You *Name* It Will Be Quieter Leaving Card
Happy Fucking Birthday *Name* Card
*Name* I Would Love To Insult You But I’m Afraid I Wont Do It As Well As Nature Did Card
*Name* I Love You That Much I Tolerate Your Shit Taste In TV Shows Card
Personalised Review Card
*Name* Its Your Day Of Birth I Hope You Get A Big Girth Card
*Name* You’re A Cunt But I Love You Card
There Once Was A Cunt Called *Name* The End Card
It Won’t Be The Same Without You *Name* It Will Be Better Card
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