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I Hope You Like Dragons, Because I’ll Be Dragon My Balls Across Your Face Tonight! Card
Thank Fuck You’re Better In Bed Than You Are At Parking! Card
I Love You Wily Card
I Love You *Name* Wily Card
Fucking Amazing Boyfriend Card
Fucking Amazing Girlfriend Card
Love Has No Limits (But It Does Have A Safe Word) Card
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue With A Face Like That You Belong In A Zoo! Card
You Are Fire! Love Card
You Two Idiots Deserve Each Other! Engagement Card
Marriage Betting Someone Half Your Shit That You’ll Love Them Forever Engagement Card
*Name* You Are So Old When You Were A Child Rainbows Were Black And White! Card
Suck My Cock Card
Congrats Mr & Mrs Cunt Engagement Card
I Love You More Than A Cheeky Nandos (And That’s A Lot) Card
Have A Great Hen Night. Enjoy The Strippers Dick Card
I Willy Love You Card
Same Penis Forever Card – White Willy
Same Penis Forever Card – Black Willy
You Have The Perfect Face For Radio Card
Cap Zappa – Fire Shooting Bottle Opener
Personalised Review Card
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