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You Make My Balls Bulge
You Make My Minge Twinge
Thank Fuck You’re Better In Bed Than You Are At Parking! Card
Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest *Insult* Card
I Love You Wily Card
I Love You *Name* Wily Card
Happy Valentines Day *Name* Wily Card
Happy Anniversary *Name* Its Been *Days* And You’re Still A Cunt Card
To My Valentine *Name* Its Been *Days* And You’re Still A Cunt Card
Shave Your Ginger Pubes! Its Valentine’s Day Card
Happy Valentine’s To Someone Who Looks As Young As She Tells People She Is! Card
Happy Valentine’s Saggy Tits Card
I Will Gently Slide Your Panties To The Side.. Valentine’s Day Card
Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest Cunt Card
Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest Idiot Card
Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest Knobhead Card
Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest Cock Sucker Card
Happy Valentine’s Day To The Worlds Biggest Wanker Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Birthday Card
Well Done On Your *Years* You Cunt Now You’re Recovered Card
Merry Christmas Turkey Flaps Card
Personalised Rude Black Willy Name Christmas Card
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Willy Card
Merry Christmas Willy Christmas Card
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